Love Poem for a Fat Girl…

Have you ever done a search on Google or Yahoo! for phrases like “chua soi lek friendster layout“? If so, you’re not alone. Based on my recent scan on the search log, that’s one of the many bizarre search strings that have landed people to my blog. Well, it was rather amazing how that googler spend his or her time looking for a friendster layout bearing the pictures of our former health Minister Dr. Chua Soi Lek. Perhaps, the googler must be an avid fan of him and  all i can suggest to him or her is to search for it at www.i-would-never-make-love-in-hotels-again.com.

Here’s another search phrase or keyword i came across in my search log: “TM Streamyx ringtone“. I had to admit, if i were looking for a creative and unusual ringtone, one that would really set me apart from the crowd, i guess this is the one I would pick. But what exactly would it sound like? Modem dialing tone, perhaps? Or maybe the ringtone could double as a “friendly” reminder that your bill is due or overdue as it might play this song:

Streamyx is the best in Malaysia,
Broadband experience with no frill,
Even if we’re the slowest in Asia,
You still need to pay your bill
Or else you can kiss the web goodbye
Oh yeah, kiss the web goodbye!

But hey, this is February, we should be discussing love, not overdue internet bills or bad broadband experience. Which leads me to one more interesting search phrase i found “Love poem for a fat girl“.  If the person who google that phrase happens to be reading this, let me first of all say this, “Why do you need a poem specifically for a fat girl? Can’t you just use a general love poem?”. Oh well, if indeed “love poem for a fat girl” is what you want, then i’ll try my best to help. How about this:

Of course I love you darling
You’re a bloody top Notch bird
And when I say you’re gorgeous
I mean every single word

So your bum is on the big side
I don’t mind a bit of flab
It means that when I’m ready
There’s somethin’ there to grab

So your belly isn’t flat no more
I tell you, I don’t care
So long as when I cuddle you
I can get my arms round there

I swear on my granny grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you was as good as
I was ever gonna get

No matter what you look like
I’ll always love you dear
Now shut up while the soccer’s on
And fetch me another beer

Hope that helps! If that doesn’t do the trick, try a gift instead. Perhaps a LG mobile phone packed with Steamyx ringtone and Dr Chua’s wallpaper! 🙂 Cheers! Early Valentine wish to all lovers out there! Fat, Thin, Tall, Short, Round, Square, whatever shape you are, let’s celebrate the month of LOVE!