{"id":237,"date":"2008-04-20T11:10:52","date_gmt":"2008-04-20T03:10:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/keemanxp.com\/blog\/2008\/tips-to-remain-insane\/"},"modified":"2008-04-21T09:26:49","modified_gmt":"2008-04-21T01:26:49","slug":"tips-to-remain-insane","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/keemanxp.com\/blog\/2008\/tips-to-remain-insane.html","title":{"rendered":"Tips to Remain INSANE!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"justify\">I really need to apologise to all my faithful readers (assuming i have about 10..hehe), especially to those who regularly visit my blog to&nbsp;check what i&#8217;ve been up to. Well,&nbsp;I&#8217;ve not been able to blog that often. In fact, i can only manage a 4-hour sleep daily, except for an extra 2 hours on weekends. That&#8217;s the life i need to cope with when i&#8217;m studying and working at the same time. The decision to convert my master&#8217;s project to PhD seems to have increased the level of workloads&nbsp;as well as my participation in various freelance jobs, which include among others: final year project\/theses consultation, editing, proofreading, web design, materials design as well as tutoring. Anyhow, i think there are people out there who suffer greater workload than me. <strong><font color=\"#00ccff\">So, here are some tips that might just help you to maintain a healthy level of Insanity:<\/font><\/strong><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><font color=\"#ffffff\">1. Text\/SMS to your own number with the message &quot;Are you insane?&quot;<br \/>\n2. Switch channel every 5 seconds and repeat until you fall asleep.<br \/>\n2. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Ketchup with that.<br \/>\n3. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It &ldquo;In.&rdquo;<br \/>\n4. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.<br \/>\n5. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don&rsquo;t Rhyme<br \/>\n6. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream &ldquo;I Won!, I Won!&rdquo;<br \/>\n7. Visit all stores in a shopping mall and start pretending you&#8217;re a millionaire who can&#8217;t be bothered to spend a penny on their stuff.<br \/>\n8. Watch The Apprentice, and start speculating when will Trump&#8217;s hair start to fall!<br \/>\n9. Start checking all the blogs available and leave a comment &quot;I&#8217;ve been here!&quot;<\/font><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Haha&#8230;.the best way to remain insane is by Smiling when other people are Frowning&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I really need to apologise to all my faithful readers (assuming i have about 10..hehe), especially to those who regularly<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[75],"class_list":["post-237","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-lost-paradise"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/keemanxp.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/237","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/keemanxp.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/keemanxp.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/keemanxp.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/keemanxp.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=237"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/keemanxp.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/237\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/keemanxp.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=237"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/keemanxp.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=237"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/keemanxp.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=237"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}