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Have you ever done a search on Google or Yahoo! for phrases like “chua soi lek friendster layout<\/strong>“? If so, you’re not alone. Based on my recent scan on the search log, that’s one of the many bizarre search strings that have landed people to my blog. Well, it was rather amazing how that googler spend his or her time looking for a friendster layout bearing the pictures of our former health Minister Dr. Chua Soi Lek. Perhaps, the googler must be an avid fan of him and\u00a0 all i can suggest to him or her is to search for it at www.i-would-never-make-love-in-hotels-again.com.<\/p>\n Here’s another search phrase or keyword i came across in my search log: “TM Streamyx ringtone<\/strong>“. I had to admit, if i were looking for a creative and unusual ringtone, one that would really set me apart from the crowd, i guess this is the one I would pick. But what exactly would it sound like? Modem dialing tone, perhaps? Or maybe the ringtone could double as a “friendly” reminder that your bill is due or overdue as it might play this song:<\/p>\n Streamyx is the best in Malaysia, <\/p>\n But hey, this is February, we should be discussing love, not overdue internet bills or bad broadband experience. Which leads me to one more interesting search phrase i found “Love poem for a fat girl<\/strong>“.\u00a0 If the person who google that phrase happens to be reading this, let me first of all say this, “Why do you need a poem specifically for a fat girl? Can’t you just use a general love poem?”. Oh well, if indeed “love poem for a fat girl” is what you want, then i’ll try my best to help. How about this:<\/p>\n Of course I love you darling So your bum is on the big side So your belly isn’t flat no more I swear on my granny grave now No matter what you look like Hope that helps! If that doesn’t do the trick, try a gift instead. Perhaps a LG mobile phone packed with Steamyx ringtone and Dr Chua’s wallpaper! \ud83d\ude42 Cheers! Early Valentine wish to all lovers out there! Fat, Thin, Tall, Short, Round, Square, whatever shape you are, let’s celebrate the month of LOVE!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Have you ever done a search on Google or Yahoo! for phrases like “chua soi lek friendster layout“? If so,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[80,22,79],"class_list":["post-226","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-love","tag-poems","tag-valentine"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/keemanxp.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/226","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/keemanxp.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/keemanxp.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/keemanxp.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/keemanxp.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=226"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/keemanxp.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/226\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/keemanxp.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=226"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/keemanxp.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=226"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/keemanxp.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=226"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nBroadband experience with no frill,
\nEven if we’re the slowest in Asia,
\nYou still need to pay your bill
\nOr else you can kiss the web goodbye
\nOh yeah, kiss the web goodbye!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\nYou’re a bloody top Notch bird
\nAnd when I say you’re gorgeous
\nI mean every single word<\/p>\n
\nI don’t mind a bit of flab
\nIt means that when I’m ready
\nThere’s somethin’ there to grab<\/p>\n
\nI tell you, I don’t care
\nSo long as when I cuddle you
\nI can get my arms round there<\/p>\n
\nThe moment that we met
\nI thought you was as good as
\nI was ever gonna get<\/p>\n
\nI’ll always love you dear
\nNow shut up while the soccer’s on
\nAnd fetch me another beer<\/p><\/blockquote>\n