Obtain a degree in Seven Easy Steps

Arrh, it was yet another weather-wacky day back in my hometown here. Not just that the whole state of Kelantan is buzzing with the ever-popular Bazaar Ramadhan, majority of Kelantanese people are complaining about the weather. You can expect the heat to rise as high as 38 Celsius degree during the morning, and a sudden rain storm starting from 3p.m.! Man, I hate the effects of global warming!

Okay back to the main topic. One of my friends emailed me yesterday, asking me for tips about obtaining a degree with ease. Well, i was about to ‘demotivate’ him by replying that nothing is easy in this world. But then, instead of doing so, I create a super guide for him and hopefully to the rest of people who want to get a degree easily. With this guide, those online Masters degree programs are looking mighty doable. Below are the seven steps, and feel free to give comments, because i can assure you, these six steps Work! Hehehe. 🙂

Obtain a degree in Seven Easy Steps

1. Buy a lot of books–about 25 or so–preferably dense, unreadable ones with a colon in their titles.
2. Don’t read them.
3. Get a bunch of friends together and criticize the books without admitting to each other that you haven’t read them.
4. Write a twenty-page paper on 10 of the books, again without reading them.
5. When it comes to assignments, “mix and match” from at least 6 sources! These sources can be from friends, seniors, books or internet!
6. Repeat steps 1-5, at least six times.
7. Walaa! Congratulations, you just got yourself a Bachelor’s Degree.